Okay gonna try to get these started again, although there may not be much of a narrative to them (they also might not be as funny, some were Catherine’s suggestions! xD) I’ll try my best to make them sound interesting…

Hi! Ummm, do I know you?

I dunno if this is funny for everyone but it was a funny memory for me (kinda) and Catherine. This was a bit after when I just met Catherine and we started to hang out. So one day we decided to go to the UC to get some food and “study” for some class (could’ve been for finals, I think it was). Anyways after a grueling hour of having poke wars with Catherine and rereading the same paragraph 23456 times we both went to go get some food to eat. So, we go get our food and return to the tables. On the way back to the corner i said “I wonder if someone took our spot, we probably shuold have just left our books there.”

She retorts, saying “What!? And get them stolen?!”

Or something to that effect, I don’t really remember what happened.

Anyways once we see our spot, turns out someone was sitting there. In the FIVE minutes we go to get food….

“Oh well what do you know…!” I announce, gesturing at the table.

“OH HEY, I KNOW THAT GIRL!” Catherine yells out so everyone could hear her.

“Oh, HI!” someone says to our left.

We turn our heads; I imagine both of our eyebrows went up.

“Ummmm you know me?” says the random Indian girl.

I simply stand there and let Catherine respond.

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhh…….No”

Life Under A Bridge

So one evening the Southwest Crew and I are bored, yet again. Someone, I think it was Jess, comes up with an idea on making some smores with graham crackers and chocolate. So once we all congregated in the room we took Jess’ garbage can and took stacks of papers we got from PACS I class, which would be used for fuel to light the fire. It was fairly dark outside and we got onto the trail that cuts between the school and pharmacy side. We decided the best place to start the fire would be under the bridge, I think our reasoning was because we didn’t want smoke to go into the air and call attention to us. It was a pain to keep the fire going, homework paper can only supply so much fuel i guess, and the smoke started building up but wasn’t too bad. the worst part was the smores though, for one, no one brought WATER along and I was dying from the smoke and graham crackers absorbing everything in my mouth. The fire also couldnt stay on long enough so we could melt the damn chocolate. so we ended  squishing hard hersey’s bars and mushy smores between crackers, which imo did not turn out well at all. The only interesting thing that happened was when a man riding on a bicycly came by and shined a light on us. He asked “Is everything alright?” Of course I replied with a “yeah, everything is fine.” When in reality i wanted to leave. Fail smores, stupid smoke, and it was cold. i can only wonder what he wondered what we were doing though hahahaha. He probably thought we were druggies or something…

here’s a preview of things to come, hopefully i get some time and manage to write these out in an interesting fashion.

- unplanned slumber party when i woke up to find everyone in the room

-playing Disney Scene It in the washing machine room with people studying next door.

-run through the trail at night in san jose and then leaving Travis, Rachel, and Jess behind in the dark forest.

-extreme spoons (the card game, except the spoons are at four corners of the room) in the lounge, catherine and I grab pen at same time.

-list of retarded stuff we pull off in the moment

-calling kimiko and find out she’s in the bathroom and thinking she was on the toilet I quickly hung up.

-adventure to atlantis and how waking up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy is very important to a healthy life style.

-playing super smash brothers like a raging drunkard and having people next door mimic what i was screaming, i yell back and then they stop.