ITS SO TRUE
Today, Abigail made me realize a cold hard truth. My time for fun on this earth is rapidly disappearing. And i mean RAPID, as in hell super holy fukcing shit that is some rapingly fast kind of rapid. If i continue on my path as a 3+3 pharmacy i will get exactly three more summers to myself. Apprently in pharmacy school we won’t havee long ass summers because the system is trimester (yes, i am hinging all my faith that abigail is right about this). Grad school is probably gonna be 1002536547634 times harder than whatever the hell im taking now, and whats worst. IM STAYING IN FUCKIGN STOCKTON. WHAT. THE. FUCK. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. And omg residencies? tahts ANOTHER two years in which im gonna have to “learn” and use up even MORE money….HOW LONG WILL I SPEND MY LIFE PAYING OFF TUITION AND DEBT. Pharmacists get paid well, but damn the hours are gonna be busy, i bet. And as a health specialist I think I will feel obligated to work on weekends just because mergencies cacn happen anytime. is it worth it, is all that money really worth it? Seriosuly I’ll never ever have summer vacation in my life again after junior year. The real world doesn’t have summer vacations, doesnt have week long spring breaks, month long winter breaks, and other random holidays we students get. What’s even worst. I’ll probably be working the same (or MORE) amount of hours as I am having in school currently. Except this time if i calculate the molarity of acid wrong i won’t lose 10 points, instead SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE. OMFG.
Oh and don’t get me started on CHILDREN, oh jesus i’ll be getting up at 6:30 or 7 just to DRIVE them to school. And oh fuck, when they hit puberty, shit is definitely gonna hit the fan. I don’t even wnna think about this shit. Gosh marraige and children make having girlfriends and sex seem so much less satisfying and awesome. WHAT THE HELL.
And because im a man, society expects me to provide for my family. FFS I CANT TAKE THAT KIND OF PRESSURE. If i ever get one, my spouse better take her share. LIKE REALLY? REALLY?
When the hell am i gonna have time for myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean the only real vacation that ill have after getting a job would be retirement. WHICH IS LIKE 50 TRILLION YEARS AWAY (from when i’ll get a job) and ill be OLD!!! AND… YEAH… OLD THEN…. OLD. I DONT WNNA GROW OLDDDD T_T. Wtf is the point of getting a Lamborghini if i can’t drive thru the highway at 100 mph GAH
