one of the most awesome people i know

This is a person who I have some of the best conversations with. To protect her identity, where her screen name would go, “AWEOMSMEST GIRL” will be the placeholder.

CASE 1:

[01:13] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: what?
[01:14] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: i hate guys
[01:14] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: except you
[01:14] NeoEpyon: why
[01:14] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: and my bro
[01:14] NeoEpyon: omg
[01:14] NeoEpyon: am i that “gay friend” now
[01:14] NeoEpyon: omfg
[01:14] NeoEpyon: WHY
[01:14] NeoEpyon: WHY ME
[01:14] NeoEpyon: WHY OF ALL PEOPLE
[01:14] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

CASE 2:

[01:18] NeoEpyon: well im sorry
[01:19] NeoEpyon: that you dont find many attractive men at UW

[01:19] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: lol

[01:19] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: im glad you realized theres cute girls

[01:19] NeoEpyon: while I came to realized

[01:19] NeoEpyon: yes
[01:19] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: lol
[01:19] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: its like
[01:19] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: they come out when its sunny
[01:19] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: cause one time
[01:19] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: i was like whoa theres a lot of cute guys actually!
[01:19] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: where have they been?
[01:19] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: and then the next day they’re gone
[01:19] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: and i was like aw man
[01:20] NeoEpyon: LOL
[01:20] NeoEpyon: HAHHAHAHAHHA
[01:20] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: it sucks!
[01:20] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: so dumb
[01:20] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: idk where they hide

[01:20] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: i need to find it

[01:20] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: LOL

[01:20] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: idk what im saying
[01:21] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: tell me the secret chris
[01:21] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: wheres the spot
[01:21] NeoEpyon: you’re going to the wrong guy
[01:21] NeoEpyon: cuz i dont look for guys
[01:21] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: no
[01:21] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: ok nvrmind
[01:21] NeoEpyon: what?
[01:21] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: i meant whats the secret as in wheres the spot they hide in
[01:21] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: cause youre a guy
[01:21] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: so you’d know
[01:22] NeoEpyon: but i dont look for where cute guys hide
[01:22] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: get it now??
[01:22] NeoEpyon: i look for cute girls
[01:22] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: omg
[01:22] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: ok
[01:22] AWEOMSMEST GIRL: NEVERMIND